Friday, May 29, 2020

Ka-Zar and Warlord



The Savage Land is one locale we have not seen (or even had mentioned) yet in the MCU.  I wouldn't be surprised to see it show up one day though.  I mean, Marvel heroes vs. dinosaurs on the big screen?  Take my money now!  Maybe once the X-Men are up and running, we'll get a cool Sauron plot.

21 comments:

  1. First off? Cool cover-sim! Makes me wonder if Princess Python got hold of the Cosmic Cube or something.

    Secondly? I think, in your excitement, you accidentally abbreviated a sentence that should've read "I wouldn't be surprised to _see it_ show up one day..."

    Last, but not least? I echo your sentiment. Bring on the Silver Screen Savage Land!

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  2. This is a paring I've always wanted to see. But where are their respective feline companions? I wanna see a Zabu/Shakira team-up dammit!

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  3. The best way to introduce the Savage Land to the Marvel Cinematic Universe is by having Karl Lykos steal the real Mandarin's favorite jewelry collection. That way, Marvel/Disney could call the film...

    "The Ten Rings of Sauron."

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  4. @Carycomic: I think Morgoth's lawyers would have something to say about that.

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  5. I agree with Ross that the Savage Land would be great on the big screen. Also, Carycomic, I think the Serpent Crown would make for a better plot device. Nuff said!
    Ordinaryguy2

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  6. This crossover actually makes more sense than most people would realize: Skartaris is a "hollow Earth" world (not much unlike Pellucidar), so a "breach" between it and the Savage Land would be fairly easy to achieve. That just adds an extra bit of coolness to this already-overdue team-up.

    As for the Savage Land in the MCU, I think it's generally been tied closely enough to the X-Men that its cinematic existence has been held by Fox. One might have to re-view the Infinity Saga to see if there have been any Easter eggs (there have been a couple of Namor/Atlantis ones, going at least as far back as Iron Man 2), but if that guess of mine is right (and it is totally a guess), then that would explain the absence of any explicit mentions.

    Kevin Feige is a big fan of second- and third-tier characters, so I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing the Savage Land at some point, even if it's limited to a Disney+ series.

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  7. @Carycomic: I dunno. If you think the Armies of Mordor are bad, just wait 'til you have to deal with its lawyers!

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  8. Now I want to see a team of Ka-Zar, Warlord, Conan, B'wana Beast, Zangief etc as the Savage Shirtless Squad lol

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    1. You need to add He-Man and Thundarr.

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  9. @Ordinaryguy2: Good point! I don't know why I didn't think of that.

    Ghaur and Llyra couldn't have used up every _single_ other-dimensional counterpart of the crown during "Atlantis Attacks." And Princess Python finally wearing that crown is way overdue (canonically and otherwise)!

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  10. Marvel does crossovers for max value.
    Movie starts with Doc Strange viewing what's going on there. He is about to do something, but gets called away to deal with a new major threat. The camera goes back to scene and movie "screen image" goes to full size. That's just the opening.

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  11. @Det. Tobor: Immediately after opening credits? Prince T'challa of Wakanda leads a hunt that brings down something unusual, even for panther-worshippers. A saber-tooth cat! Even more unusual, though, is the blond-haired, blue-eyed savage who attacks the royal retinue when they attempt to cart the saber-tooth away.

    Investigation ensues; leading to the discovery of a teleportal in Wakanda's Serpent Valley. A teleportal leading to the Antarctic Savage Land! And, after a little help from Dr. Strange, the Black Panther's sister traces the portal's origin to a prehistoric-looking city ruled by a witch-queen named...

    ...Zaladane.

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  12. One change- movie starts BEFORE movie credits, just after the Marvel stamp with DC WAVE. Warlord should have something involved in opening too.

    Otherwise, cue the popcorn maker! We've got a live one starting.

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  13. That could be what Dr. Strange sensed in the pre-credit prologue. A disruption at the North Magnetic Pole resulting from a teleportal returning Travis Morgan to Earth!

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  14. A teleportal caused by a Marvel Zombie version of Deimos!!

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  15. low sugar HorsefeathersMay 29, 2020 at 9:13 PM

    Who said group thinking can't work? It may have had a Strange start but it'll have a wizard of an ending.

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  16. I'm not familiar with either of these characters, but the one at the bottom looks like Torkan from the newspaper strip.

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  17. @Anon721: Ka-Zar is a Silver Age Marvel character based on a pulp-fiction imitation of Tarzan from the 1940's. But, where the Golden Age Ka-Zar was born David Rand (orphan son of John and Constance Rand), the Silver Age version was born Kevin Plunder. One of the two sons of British aristocrat Lord Plunder; discoverer of Antarctic vibranium.

    Conversely, Travis "Warlord" Morgan was created by Mike Grell (of Green Arrow and LSH fame) as a DC version of David Innes. The latter being to Hollow Earth what John Carter was to Mars. Which is not surprising as Innes and Carter were the brain-children of Edgar Rice Burroughs. The literary father of Tarzan!

    "Here endeth the lesson for the day."

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  18. Please don't tell me that while you were preparing this cover you figured out a way to link the Artic and Antartic. No wait, what am I saying? I do want you to tell me!

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  19. OK! It was accomplished through a travel agency founded by The Calculator and The Spot.

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  20. He who lays his guard down on Skartaris dies.

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