When I used to see Rocket Raccoon operate complex weaponry, I accepted it as artistic licence - now I'm not so sure. I was camping recently and while we thought we had safely put all the food and snacks away inside containers that were themselves inside latched coolers, we were completely ransacked by one or more Raccoons in the middle of the night. We woke to find all the meat, bread and snacks gone, they had no trouble getting into everything! It's a good thing we didn't have any laser cannons lying around!
Perfect!
ReplyDeleteVolvo cars are so well engineered that when the doors & windows are all shut they're airtight. A few years ago one bear living somewhere that gets a lot of tourists in cars, possibly Yellowstone, managed to discover that if it bounced on the roof of cars of that type (and only that type) then the temporary increase to the car's internal air pressure it caused would burst the doors open and let the bear get at any food being carried inside...
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Gonna need that guy's prosthetic leg, too!
ReplyDeleteI knew that was gonna be the joke as soon as I saw the line-up
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P.S.---How about the Guardians of the Galaxy vs. Darkseid's New Gods.
ReplyDeleteYou could call it "Four Horsemen of Apokolips."
Poor Groot. How many animals have "marked their territory" when he wasn't paying attention?
ReplyDeleteA math problem that can probably only be solved by using square groots.
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